Sunday, January 7, 2007

Charity through Guilt

Thursday, Dec 28, 2006
This why Catholic charities are so successful:
For Christmas, my grandmother "made a gift in my honor" to Food For The Poor to help the destitiute of the Caribbean and Latin America. The gift? A family of four will be fed for a month in my honor. After that, they're screwed; they're gonna starve. I could help, or I could order one more of those expensive cocktails when I'm out whoppin' it up on a Friday night. OR I could feed a family of four for an entire year; yeah, go ahead and place your order ya schmuck.

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