This Seat Reserved

Last night, I sat in a reserved seat at a film festival event.  After the film, the sign stuck to my backside as I was getting up.  This got me to thinking- there should be a line of clothing for women that is the opposite of the Victoria's Secret Pink line or the Juicy Couture line.  The Pink and Juicy lines are for lack of a better word, a bit slutty.  Sweatpants or shorts with the words "Sexy" or "Juicy" emblazoned on the seat  are not the message that some women want to send.  I propose a line of more conservative garments for women and post-pubescent girls.  Instead of advertising what delights lie underneath said shorts, how about the word "Reserved"?  It could indicate a general conservative nature or that someone is not available.  To send an even clearer message regarding one's character and preferences, how about running shorts with the 🚫 (no) symbol?  For those who want to send a more religious message, maybe a cross with the words "Shame on You" The line could be called the V. Mary Chastity line.*

*belts not included