I missed the bus AND the trolley today, making me twenty minutes late to class. That's another 15 minutes of waiting for another bus and five minutes of walking.
Overheard in New York:
Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, there is no need to rush onto this train, pushing others and possibly risking a fall, an injury, or worse. This is a 6 train and at this time of day there will be another 6 train every 5 minutes, so there is no need to risk injury... There will be another 6 train coming in 5 minutes. What do you think this is, the Tunaville Trolley? This is the 6 train! --6 train
Let's face it, folks. We don't live in Charlottesville, we live in Tunaville.
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